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Bonjour! Welkom to the Kingdom of Belgium, the capital of the European Union, NATO, also nicknamed Comic City. It is a small nation, but a powerhouse in its own right. We Belgians are not to be underestimated - we also invented your so-called "French" fries (you're welcome). I am its representative, Laura Van Damme.

Since you are here, relax, and let us have a chat. Sit back and have your fill, I insist.

But! Choose your poison wisely: chocolate, waffles, or a cold beer first?

♫ CURRENTLY ON REPEAT ♫

{ A PASSION FOR FASHION }

kittenn-kat:

Lalalala ~

free time is dangerous

2 dagen geleden with 14 notities — via kittenn-kat

#Literally Laura

aux-armes-citoyens:

ladyofbrussels:

aux-armes-citoyens:

ladyofbrussels:

aux-armes-citoyens:

Laura I take away your privileges to speak French.

Quoi. 

Non.

[Francis abruptly puts a finger over her lips, closing his eyes as if he was in pain.]

Non. Parles pas. Je te permets pas. Parles dans l’allemand maintenant.

You are not the boss of me, Francis. Désolé.

[Gently moves his hand away and pats his shoulder.] 

There is always next year. 

[Francis collapses into her arms, hugging her tightly.]

But why did you not even give me one point.

Because. 

You were not that memorable. :^(

2 dagen geleden with 6 notities — via aux-armes-citoyens

#auxarmescitoyens

invisibleinnocence:

How to Write EngBel: A Tutorial

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2 dagen geleden with 261 notities — via kapooyah, © invisibleinnocence

#[[LAUGHS REALLY HRD.]] #APH England #APH Belgium

aux-armes-citoyens:

ladyofbrussels:

aux-armes-citoyens:

Laura I take away your privileges to speak French.

Quoi. 

Non.

[Francis abruptly puts a finger over her lips, closing his eyes as if he was in pain.]

Non. Parles pas. Je te permets pas. Parles dans l’allemand maintenant.

You are not the boss of me, Francis. Désolé.

[Gently moves his hand away and pats his shoulder.] 

There is always next year. 

2 dagen geleden with 6 notities — via aux-armes-citoyens

#auxarmescitoyens

gibraltarremnants:

ladyofbrussels:

I can ruin your life. :^(((((((

…I am torn between challenging that statement and ignoring it.

I do not think either of those are the reactions you were hoping for.

… 

[Proceeds to pull him in a headlock and starts messing up his pretty pretty pretty hair aggressively.]

Nooooooooooooooogiesssssssssssssssss dear Luca. 

3 dagen geleden with 7 notities — via gibraltarremnants

#gibraltarremnants #Laura pls

aux-armes-citoyens:

Laura I take away your privileges to speak French.

Quoi. 

3 dagen geleden with 6 notities — via aux-armes-citoyens

#auxarmescitoyens

3 dagen geleden with 1 notitie

#IC

3 dagen geleden with 1 notitie

gibraltarremnants:

ladyofbrussels:

gibraltarremnants:

So, how is Eurovision this year?

…Oh, disregard that question, I already know―tasteless, dry, boring and ridiculous, just like it has been for the past two decades…

Carry on~

If you don’t vote for your big sister, Luca—

I am not voting for a performance that I did not see. Empty threats are not going to persuade me either, Laura.

I can ruin your life. :^(((((((

3 dagen geleden with 7 notities — via gibraltarremnants

#gibraltarremnants

gibraltarremnants:

So, how is Eurovision this year?

…Oh, disregard that question, I already know―tasteless, dry, boring and ridiculous, just like it has been for the past two decades…

Carry on~

If you don’t vote for your big sister, Luca—

3 dagen geleden with 7 notities — via gibraltarremnants

#gibraltarremnants